Time for another post (and now's a good as time as any to say I doubt this will be one of those chastity blogs with a reliable update schedule. But it should be one of those chastity blogs that sticks around and doesn't suddenly vanish right when you were looking for that one caption you wanted to see again, so there's some upsides to everything!)

Of course in an ideal world the upsides would all be on the part of those rare and beautiful women who are willing to be keyholders, safe in the knowledge that they're keeping a cock locked up tight and completely at their mercy.

Which is by way of saying: more (old) captions! All based on requests and suggestions. Incidentally there's now a contact form on the blog so if you have an idea I'll do my best to make it happen!

The best treatment money can buy?

 Who knew fulfilling your biological function could be so emasculating?

The Friendzone can be dangerous:

Be careful who you trust:

Oh god. The Friendzone can be really dangerous.

First post!

After years of watching and appreciating the captions of far more talented writers I've started making a few of my own over at r/keyholdercaptions, but I don't want to completely flood their feed with responses to requests from other users so I thought I might try running things directly.

As a first post, a taste of what's to come and test of how well this works: here's a couple of my earlier works: